anyone want to give me an orgasm? I kind of forgot what it feels like. Don’t ask.
January 2012
Like, real talk,
I’m getting sick of being single.
I hate it.
I want a confidante, someone to show appreciation to, someone to laugh with, someone to get jealous, someone to exchange feelings with. One person. I come to my room every night with the remembrance that I’m single. I HATE IT.
I don’t hate being single but I don’t love it either.
If I could I probably wouldn’t be so depressed.
Play
Play
“So when is bernie mac coming out with a new movie”
Now I’m wishing I could see a 1950s version of The Hangover with Jack Lemmon, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Damn you fictionalized poster. I wish it was REAL. I can’t get it out of my mind. Guess I will have to just watch the original Oceans 11 or something to make me feel better.
Only the Japanese.. →
goo.gl
^Not sure what that is.
^Vertigo soothing glasses
^10-in-1 Gardening tool
Umbrella headband
The noodle eaters hair guard
ROFL THE LAST ONE OMG
i had to reblog this. omfg
lmfao
