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"Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?"
"When I got my college degree."
"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"When I figured out I couldn’t use it."
"I’d been studying German for a few years, and I met this woman who gave me the opportunity to go to Germany for a full year. The brochure looked very nice. The program included hikes, volunteer work, singing in church. It was very expensive, but my family thought it would be a great experience for me, so all my relatives chipped in to pay the program fee. I was so excited for months. On the day that I was supposed to leave, I went to the airport, and waited in line to check my baggage. When I got to the front of the line, they told me that my ticket was a forgery. When I tried to call the woman’s phone, it had been disconnected."
This guy I like expects blow jobs but doesn’t like giving oral. He won’t do it, so I guess it’s not going to work out.
WOW how can he expect something and not reciprocate…
So it’s late Saturday Night…early Sunday Morning…and I’ve been drinking. I’ve been drinking… y
ou know the rest.
How are you guys doing? I haven’t been on here in AGES. And to be honest I don’t know how to use this anymore. How do I find cool people to follow? HELP.
The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”
the fuck just happened